Friday, February 03, 2006

Top 10 Recent Train Wrecks

10. Survivor Seasons that contain tears over a dead sea-turtle

9. Trivial Pursuit - 90's Time Capsule Edition

8. "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - Staring George Lazenby as James Bond .... George Who???

7. Job Interviews in which you are told you are the top candidate

6. Any Lifetime Movie (ever) i.e. "Who Stole My Daughter"

5. Any Steven Segal i.e. "Under Siege"

4. Half-day recognition meetings" ... If I say that I do, in fact, recognize who you are ... can I go home now?

3. Meetings that start with, "We've been reviewing some participant survey data ...."

2. "The Perfect Man" .... or anytime Hilary Duff and Heather Locklear are in the same movie.

1. Mentally connecting Charlies Angels and Touched By an Angel

5 comments:

T said...

LOL. Too funny. Yeah, we've been in a few "train wreck" moments together. That James Bond movie was pretty sad (what I saw of it.)

What was the name of that movie the other night that you wanted to see so badly? The Transporter? How did it not make your list?!

GoldenSunrise said...

You have to admit that some of those "train wrecks" were just hilarious. Especially #1, #9, and #10.

Dash said...

yeah .. the Transporter started so well and built a wonderfull backdrop for what turned out to be the european version of a Van Dame kickboxing movie.

I realized just how bad it was headed about the time he intentionally spilled motor oil all over (and rolled around in it) to give himself a slippery advantage over all the bad guys dancing around him while they each took turns throwing punches at our hero.

shakedust said...

Someday I'll get rid of these Della Reese nightmares.

f o r r e s t said...

RECENT???

8. "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" - Staring George Lazenby as James Bond .... George Who???

Although Lazenby is not my favorite Bond, his movie was one of the better ones. But I enjoy most of the Bond movies - I am a Bond fan.